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got to be there.

ive been off today. i slept most of it, having stayed up til 6am pressing kesi's hair (yeah i said it. and why is that joint touching his shoulders?) and watching the bruce lee story with him.

after i got my ID this morning i came back home and napped. i woke to the news that michael jackson was in the hospital. then, that he was dead. i followed the whole drama on twitter and facebook and spent the rest off the night watching mtv and youtubing my favorite mike videos. my mother also accidentally googled some inappropriate pix of one of mike's costars (i wont say her name cuz its inconsequential and her life took some sad turns.) heres some of the highlights of the day.

*i had a michael jackson doll handed down to me from my aunt stacey. loved that thing! he even had glitter socks. it was thriller mike and he came with the red jacket. i think it was handed back to stacey's daughter.

* i told la i wanted an "all i wanna say is that they dont really care about us" tattoo. she vetoed the idea.

*i must learn to rollerskate moonwalk, a la "bad." i should put them on now and practice.

*al sharpton said "when michael and i were teens..." what? you and michael were never teens together. womp.

*there is video of me and my 3rd or 4th grade class singing "heal the world." i just found out about it and im very excited. cant wait to see it!

* does anyone remember my long ride to chili's post? we listened to michael the whole ride.

*when i was 11 i would do the scooby doo dance to "dont stop til you get enough" with cousin/former blogger miss lady.

*I used to think man in the mirror was a song about a man who lives in a mirror and gave advice. or he was bad and thats why they put him in the mirror.

*and lastly, a video.

did you miss me?

i know you did.

im off work!!! its been a trying week. im getting back into life- i have a phone again. and i fouund out i can get the camera i had on amazon for $50. yay! theres been some drama at work reguarding the security videos and i had to write a lil nasty email and cc the hotel manager. im not above that shit. i am a pro with the emails.

now that im done typing about the drama of my life, which im even tire of talking about but that shit is everywhere, on to the good stuff!

my mommy and i had a lil date today! we had appetizers at longhorn, then went to the civic center for the "America I AM" exhibit. pleeeeease go see it! please! it was awesome! and im still mad yall didnt see king tut! but for real. 500 years of african americans. beautiful. also? packed. you should go on a wednesday. we spent most of the time waiting to see stuff. but then again it just opened friday. so there's that.

those of you that have twitter, follow @walmartAIA and get you some tickets! please!

anyway i had a great time with my mommy. she's a trip! she was talking about people all in kroger! lol. talking about what people had on and everything. thats where i get if from. who knew? she even wore her afro out today and we kinda looked like twins. in our lil african inspired garb (her a caftan with lil yoruba people on it, me a dress with reeds and some less descript african pattern). there are pix but wehad to break out my old film(!) camera.

i'll try to go less than a week before i have sumn interesting to say. lol

update

so... how come the area of the police dept where you would your case# is closed on weekends? whats that about? i called when my mom got home at 6pm, and the chick had such a tude on the phone. she was like, "well you gone have to wait til monday anyway." shut up stank woman.

also, after looking at my bank statement online, i realize that the gas station he was hustling at was on cleveland avenue. so this dude came ALLLL the way downtown, to skulk around a hotel looking to steal stuff. he walked into the gift shop's back storeroom and probably would have racked up except my manager was in there, so he made up an excuse, talking about he was trying to apply for a job. so he disappeared and went around to the back of my store and stole my stuff. easy pickins.

i am using kesi's extra phone until i can get my phone replaced. i have to get my case number from the police dept before they can even ship it out. considering how close the warehouse i could have had it by monday if the apd worked on weekends. suckers.

i think thats all.

im pretty sad. i went to a baby shower saturday ande cooked friday. no pictures of either... i have no camera! sigh.

robbed

yes, i was robbed.

i was at work, my purse was in the back of the store, as usual, and some guy was lurking around and stole it. he left my purse in one of the back rooms, empty of anything of value to him.

that includes my wallet, which had no money in it but did have my marta card, my check card, and my ID. my camera, my phone, and my brand new zune. so pissed you guys. im more calm now... i cried, kicked shit, yelled a lil, and drank on an empty stomach. but now im waiting for a call from the atl police. well technically my mom is waiting for the call. she's the only one in the house with a phone as of yet. my bro still hasnt got his stuff together since he was robbed.

im wondering why this keeps happening to my family. what did we do? we're nice, god fearing people! we take precautions! geez man... its just shitty.

and he stole my pepper spray. womp. and i cant go get more cuz i dont have an ID so i cant get into starship! super womp.

why do i do these things to myself???

what do you get when you add this....



and this?


well, you get this.



morphthing.com, youre making my uterus ache. thank you.

PS: you can see kesi's moustsche. weird. and the fact that neither pic had a visible hairline shows too. lol.

housewife

ok sho heres the deal. i prefer to post when im off work. i just worked a 7 day stretch and im finally off, so you got sumn from me yesterday and ssumn today!! yay, arent you excited? im also off friday and im sure life will happen by then.

anyways, i cooked last weekend. the stars aligned and i had a 4day weekend and my mom was out of town. so i had free reign of the kitchen and living room, which is hardly ever the case. i decided to make emeril's spinach and turkey lasagna and i substituted a little- green peppers instead of red, and i couldnt find the exact cheeses. but other than that i followed it to the t and it turned out great!!! i loved it. kesi loved it, my mom and brother and my mom's work friend who she shared with loved it. i will surely make it again.

i think im gonna try to cook once a month. kesi has high bp and high cholesterol (how???) so i had to make a healthy meal for him that tasted good. im thinking of a stew- even though i dont really like most stews, we'll see.

i did look back at the pix i took and my plate was hella messy. i was in a rush to take the picture because my camera. so to further remove myself from adei's critique, i give you these gems.




his second helping... he ate half the pan almost.

its an earthquake!!!

sorry la, i had to do it.

please click here and watch all of this hilarity, lol. unfortunately imbedding has been disabled. and she has tons more videos! and original songs! i cant.

then, this is where i actually first saw the video, and i love what they did! actually even amandah liked it and she was excited to be on tv.

"its like white trash in stereo." lmfao!!

PSA

There's something that's been on my mind for a while. Something I've actually been telling my other female friends but somehow neglected to share with my blogger friends. This is not just a message for the women, though I think we can most benefit from it. Please take heed. Its very important.

Ladies. Please. Please! I am begging: stop having sex with Lil Wayne. If ever you are faced with a horny, naked Lil Wayne, do me a favor. Take a step back and look at what you're about to do. Literally, and metaphorically. He's in no way attractive. He's got muscles, sure, but they're covered in tattoos. We all know I have no problem with tattoos but I'm pretty sure a lot of his were done while intoxicated. He tattooed his eyelids. And "misunderstood" on his eyebrow. And a crack in his forehead. Look. Do you see it? He had someone drill lightly into his forehead! His dreds look well kept but they probably smell like alcohol and sweat and other druggy bodily secretions. Remember, he does drugs. Many kinds. You're about to have sex with a drug addict. Is he intoxicated now? Ask him. If he says anything, the answer is yes. If he doesn't respond, he's asleep.

If for some reason you still, after all these things I've mentioned to you, find Dewayne Carter attractive enough to bone him, please, please, use a condom. And be on birth control. Take 2 that day. Unlike 2 condoms, 2 pills don't cancel themselves out. Apparently he's already got a lil girl, who he fathered in between successes, a son, born last year by an Asian beautician in Ohio, and horror of horrors- he got Lauren London pregnant. That one literally makes me wanna barf in my mouth. Lauren London. New-new. Unlike what Common said, love is a mystery in this case. Ugh. Anyways, think about this: You may be one of lil Wayne's baby mamas. You guys could start a support group. It would be called "I have a baby by the most unattractive black man in the history of rap." there would surely be some chicks who didn't actually have babies in the group too. They want to laugh at you.

Kesi says quite often that he looks like Sonic the Hedgehog. I like this because I tend to not want to call black men monkeys. I liken myself to Doctor Robotnik. I'm bent on destroying him. Next time I see him, ima throw a chili dog at him.

Don't let my hatred take away from the point. Weezy F Baby is not to be sexed. Its for your own good. Thank you, goodnight.

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passing the time

when im not reading your blogs, there are alot of obscure (to me) and entertaining sites i like to peruse. here's a list, for your enjoyment:

failblog
it is what it says it is. pictures and videos of people failing. my favorite as of late is the chick who has a "success is not an option" tattoo.

passive aggressive notes
ive been waiting for my own passive aggressive note to come my way so i could submit it. i strive to be not passive aggressive in my written work, simply because of this blog.

awkward family photos
i must say, i have a weird family photo. actually is me and my date for the 8th grade prom. i wrote about him, but ive yet to finish categorising my entries so i dont know where it is. anyways he had the "robot hands on waist" action, and i smiled way too hard. some of these are way worse though.

why the fuck do you have a kid?
i actually found this reading katy perry's blog. the question is valid. especially when you watch the salvia videos. why do people wanna do that stuff? this site should be forwarded to childrens svcs for real.

fark video.
if you havent seen keyboard cat... please enjoy.

you know you dead azz wrong
people are a mess and our blog friend durty mo aint afraid to say it.


texts from last night
i found the fun in binge drinking!!!

Also...

Go here:

http://ladidahdi.blogspot.com/2009/05/go-vote-for-my-mama-now.html

And do it! Now!
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Catch up

I can't believe its been a week! I'll make this short because my phone's buttons are sticking. I definitely called them for a new one now that its an effort for me to press O or space.

Anyways. Its hot. I'm adoring this fact since I hate winter clothes and Kesi has been driving me to the bus stop since they robbed the AT&T guy in the same spot my bro got robbed. With a rifle. I don't want any limbs blown off. We haven't heard of anyone else getting robbed but we also haven't heard that dudes got caught either. So no.

I went to an "indoor campfire" Friday night. Crazy right? There was food (no, thank you) plenty alcohol, and.... A country band. I almost died! I thought I'd gotten punked. I respect their musicianship, they sounded great, but that's not me at all. It was funny because the group we came to see, yelawolf, is nothing like that, at least not outwardly. They're a rap/rock/punk group that happens to be from Alabama and Tennessee but it barely reflects in their music, so I was expecting a different opener. Ah well. When yelawolf did get going (oh btw this is the same group I saw in September and the singer took my shades off my face and wore them for a while) it was literally something I've never seen before. They sat around the "campfire" and played acoustic bass, guitar, violin, harmonica and drums. Just freestyled for a while and it sounded awesome. Breezy was with me and he was amazed at it too. He went in a lil skeptical, especially after the country band, but he dug it.

Besides the band, there was the audience. We all got along. Except one guy.... He was about 6foot5, pure muscle, and smelled like clothes in storage. You know what I mean. When you take your winter clothes out of the back of your closet and have to rewash them cuz they have a... Scent. And this guy was a spaz. He was sweaty (it wasn't that hot for his whole body to be glowing) and flailing and wanted to touch everyone and move freely through the crowd. And he had ugly dreds. You know the kind. Breezy has pretty, uniform dreds. This guy's were a Miami mess. Anyways, besides this idiot, the show was hot. If you feel like youtubing, I recommend "box Chevy," and "gone" and he also is on that new slim thug single "I run."

What else? I guess that's it. I have a story to tell but I haven't finished typing it up yet. I want it to be entertaining and informative, lol. Holla!

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this pizza is perfect for christians... and jews!

first, a photo. click it please... fine print.


this is what i saw on the pizza box at work today. jesus really is everywhere, if you werent sure...

and now a video. the "one world" sentiment is kinda ruined by the men singing and the bad acting.

What I Got

Let's see here...

I got a zune! Yay! Its wonderful! 120GB. My brother hooked me up. I added 2008 songs and 700pics and didn't even make a dent. Lol. Its red too, just like my phone. The only thing is, I can't get my video onto it. And I have like 60 videos. They're all avi files and I need them to be wav. And I don't know how to do that! Sad face. Help?

I also got some pepper spray. I have not been working 45 hour weeks (a welcome change from the 30 hour weeks of yore) just to have someone steal my shit. My family and I aren't really gun people- I prefer knives as anyone who has ever met me knows- but there has to be a longer-range personal protection strategy. So pepper spray it is!

So we went to Starship to go get the sprays for myself and my bro and mom. If you don't know, Starship is an "adult and novelty" store in my hood. The majority of it is porn and sex toys but in one corner is smoking accessories and the other is protection, such as knives and mace. So I get the pepper spray and head to the counter cuz its 2am and I'm ready to go lay down. Plus kesi's brothers were with us and if I was going to browse I wasn't gonna do it near them, lol. What little they do know about our sex life is too much. But meanwhile, they fall in love with the knives (don't mess with us son! We're like that gang in the Michael Jackson video!) and start picking out which they want.... So Kesi walks over to the discount videos and starts reading the titles. Pure entertainment. Just cutting right to the chase. Its like going to the movies and the titles are "15 people die" or "he has a secret, she finds out, they break up then get back together." only in porn the plots are simpler. Lmao. I will not recreate their titles because they're words I wouldn't say outloud, let alone on my PG13 blog. So he's reading, and behind us is a display of lubricants. And one is literally a liter of lube. With a pump. And I'm like, who needs all this? So I go to pick it up and show Kesi.... And it slips out of my hands. Hits the floor. Cracks at the bottom. Splashes all over my left pant leg and shoe.

Great.

So I was gonna buy it since I broke it, but that shit was $22! I aint even got it! And I'm more concerned with my shoes and pants. So I try to rub it in/ wipe it off, and so now its on my hands. And it smells like gak. Yall remember that gooey clay stuff nickelodeon had back in the day? Yeah. I don't wanna touch anything, now I just wanna leave. My shoe has a really nice shine though, even though I have since washed the stuff off.

I still wanna know who needs $22 dollar lube. With a pump.
Listening to:
Sneaker Pimps- 6 underground
Sublime- what I got
John legend- satisfaction
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facebook repost

so i was gonna post sumn else regarding facebook, but then this happened. long story short, my brother go robbed on the way to work. he's fine, but without phone. the following is his status on fb after it happened, then his friends' responses:


JMJ asks.... Sooooo what is a man to do when he's robbed at gunpoint on the way to work for an honest day's pay??!! BULLSHIT!!!

KH at 11:52am
Wat who this happen too........

JMJ at 11:53am
Me... At about 10:15 today...

DA at 11:53am
What the hell? Umm... JMJ, I hope that this didn't happen to you!

TS at 11:58am
Dude are you serious! Where were you?

TB at 11:59am
Damn thats crazy. But hey if u still wanted to try what we were talkin bout (beyonce tix everyone's trying to get)u can do it today. Let me know if it works

JMJ at 12:00pm
Down the street from my house... Don't try calling my phone... They took it. So, if u want, either just send me a message, or hit me up on Yahoo Messenger. TB I don't have the necessary amount in my acct right now. But I'll try anyway. I want to go to the bank... But, u know.

TS at 12:00pm
Did you report it to the police?

SG at 12:01pm
Darn cous, srry to hear that. Better your phone than you though!!! glad you are ok

DA at 12:02pm
Damn, this is really fucked. Exactly what all did they take besides your phone? I really hope you reported it to the police.

JMJat 12:02pm
Yeah. Luckily, there's a police station right up the street. I was literally right around the corner from there when I was robbed. And they said it has happened two other times from the same guys.

DA at 12:04pm
Well that's good at least. I hope they catch these guys. And if your card was taken, you need to call and cancel it.

JMJ at 12:04pm
My phone, my carmex(DAMN MY LIPS R DRY!!), 12 bucks, some pens and my headphones. They're not exactly good at robbing people cuz if I was in their shoes, I woulda searched the person. But I still have my wallet, camera, and house keys that were on me. I still have my card.

SG at 12:05pm
not the Carmex !!!!!! LMFAO

DA at 12:06pm
Oh okay, goody! It still sucks that they took stuff from you, period! And I already know how you're feeling with the phone... and especially the carmex. Lol! I'm just glad that you're safe most of all. It could've been worse. Hope you get another phone soon.

TS at 12:08pm
I agree

JMJ at 12:08pm
Yeah. If there was only one of em, gun or not, I probably woulda fought him... It might be stupid, but I woulda been workin on impulse.

KH at 12:16pm
Im sorry love im glad u safe...........

JMJ at 12:24pm
So am I

DAJ at 12:31pm
So you're telling me that more than one person robbed you at gunpoint and only took your phone, $12, some headphones, some damn pens...and your Carmex??? What the fuck is wrong with our people! That's it... I'm Native American. We can't even rob right anymore. This confirms the vast downward spiral of the black community.

JMJ at 12:33pm
Lol right... Cuz he made no effort to check for my camera, my wallet with my bank card, or my house keys... Though he didn't know where I live... Point is, he coulda got more for his pathetic display of justlearninhowtostealness.

DAJ at 12:34pm
You should have asked his dumb ass if he wanted your socks too.

JMJ at 12:35pm
lol he probably woulda taken em. Then my feet would be uncomfortable.

DAJ at 12:36pm
Ha! Well at least he wasn't a complete fool and you're alright. Now you can go to work and be a bitch at RT! Yay!

JMJ at 12:37pm
Nah, I was on my way to work. I called them while I was at the police station, and my gm told me it was kool if I didn't come in.

DAJ at 12:38pm
Ok good. They should pay you for that day seeing you lost money... but that's just asking for an arm and a leg. You should get a gun.

JMJ at 12:39pm
Lol why would I get a gun? Totally outta my character.

DAJ at 12:40pm
Because guns are cool... duh!

JMJ at 12:44pm
ATTENTION EVERYONE!! I STILL HAVE MY CARMEX. THANKS.

DAJ at 12:45pm
Woo moist lips! [nohomo]

JMH at 12:47pm
lol soooo homo!! jk

JoyCJ (thats me, in case you werent on the up) at 2:30pm
Yall are a trip! Did your carmex fall in that loose pocket you have? I put out the word on my status cuz I really want those guys caught. A lot of my peeps live of (the main road).

JMJ at 2:30pm
Yeah. I found my carmex Joy! The apron pockets are deeeep!!! Thatz wha's up though. Black Dodge Neon!!

IT at 3:24am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS... SO SORRY, JMJ... AND JOY U PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS SO INSENSITIVE FOR NOT ASKING IF LIL BRUH WAS OK WHEN I SAW YOU TONIGHT.. BUT I AM JUST LEARNING OF THIS SITUATION VIA STATUS BROWSING!!! *sorry for yelling* ..but like everyone said, I'm glad that you're ok.. black dodge neon, huh??!?!?!?! :-( ...i didn't do it!!

JMJ at 3:26am
Lol I know you didn't. There was no tag on the front and I know yours says "N'DIYA." Its iight. I think they'll get caught. Mean time, where can I get some p-spray?

IT at 3:37am
p-spray??

JMJ at 3:38am
PEPPER... HUN. PEPPER.

ITat 3:42am
damnit i knew it was gonna be something i would feel retarded about questioning... Boy... my ass sometimes... I tell ya the truth!!!

JMJ at 3:46am
LOL BUT I LOVE YA NONETHELESS.

JoyCJ at 3:47am
Hardware store or starship (a sex shop on the main road).

JMJ at 3:56am
OH OK. THANKS!

IT at 3:58am
lol@ pepperspray being at starship... boy i swear... people these days!!!! we've taken 4play to a whole new level... *ok I'm done*

JMJ at 4:01am
LOL WELL THEY HAVE KNIVES N SWORDS TOO.

JoyCJ at 4:05am
thats where i got mine.

*please note the time frame of the conversation. 20 hours!!! it was a very long day. and i was up the entire time.*

the gay storm's got me!!!

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Gay Marriage Commercial

please watch this.

i dont know if you know, but many of my friends and family members have the gay. lol. the original commercial they showed is foolish propaganda, and my love, stephen colbert really showed that. really? youre afraid? really? im sorry, but, i cannot understand how gay people getting married affects my specific marriage. maybe the wedding, because thered be less availability in halls and churches, but not my marriage. unless i married a gay. and trust me, that aint the case.

*taken from stephen rader's blog. an awesome guy who i woulod so be friends with in real life.*