I got a zune! Yay! Its wonderful! 120GB. My brother hooked me up. I added 2008 songs and 700pics and didn't even make a dent. Lol. Its red too, just like my phone. The only thing is, I can't get my video onto it. And I have like 60 videos. They're all avi files and I need them to be wav. And I don't know how to do that! Sad face. Help?
I also got some pepper spray. I have not been working 45 hour weeks (a welcome change from the 30 hour weeks of yore) just to have someone steal my shit. My family and I aren't really gun people- I prefer knives as anyone who has ever met me knows- but there has to be a longer-range personal protection strategy. So pepper spray it is!
So we went to Starship to go get the sprays for myself and my bro and mom. If you don't know, Starship is an "adult and novelty" store in my hood. The majority of it is porn and sex toys but in one corner is smoking accessories and the other is protection, such as knives and mace. So I get the pepper spray and head to the counter cuz its 2am and I'm ready to go lay down. Plus kesi's brothers were with us and if I was going to browse I wasn't gonna do it near them, lol. What little they do know about our sex life is too much. But meanwhile, they fall in love with the knives (don't mess with us son! We're like that gang in the Michael Jackson video!) and start picking out which they want.... So Kesi walks over to the discount videos and starts reading the titles. Pure entertainment. Just cutting right to the chase. Its like going to the movies and the titles are "15 people die" or "he has a secret, she finds out, they break up then get back together." only in porn the plots are simpler. Lmao. I will not recreate their titles because they're words I wouldn't say outloud, let alone on my PG13 blog. So he's reading, and behind us is a display of lubricants. And one is literally a liter of lube. With a pump. And I'm like, who needs all this? So I go to pick it up and show Kesi.... And it slips out of my hands. Hits the floor. Cracks at the bottom. Splashes all over my left pant leg and shoe.
Great.
So I was gonna buy it since I broke it, but that shit was $22! I aint even got it! And I'm more concerned with my shoes and pants. So I try to rub it in/ wipe it off, and so now its on my hands. And it smells like gak. Yall remember that gooey clay stuff nickelodeon had back in the day? Yeah. I don't wanna touch anything, now I just wanna leave. My shoe has a really nice shine though, even though I have since washed the stuff off.
I still wanna know who needs $22 dollar lube. With a pump.
Listening to:
Sneaker Pimps- 6 underground
Sublime- what I got
John legend- satisfaction
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7 comments:
LOL @ the Michael Jackson video gang... they gonna have a knife fight/dance off in a warehouse too?
lol @ "15 people die" or "he has a secret, she finds out, they break up then get back together." at least you know it's gonna be bad! i'd like to thank the exec producers of that film for getting down to biz! i went into one of those shops w/my brother and cousin when they were super drunk on the way back from the club. they made me and it was HORRID!! guess who doesn't want to be anywhere near a place like that w/her fam? THAT WOULD BE ME!!
I should NOT have read this at work.
A gallon of lube with a pump? And now my shoes are shining!
ROTFL!!!
rashan- come find out son!!!
jam- you and me both!!! i was so glad MY brother was already home.
diz- why thank you, lol. just the one shoe though.
omg @ the economy-size bottle of lube WITH A PUMP! LOL!
so i take it there were no sales associates around to make you pay for that $22 liter of lube?!!? with a pump!!! that must be some industry ish. economy size!
adei- he was at the counter with the brothers. he was close by but the rack of videos blocked the view.
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