Saturday, April 25, 2009

facebook repost

so i was gonna post sumn else regarding facebook, but then this happened. long story short, my brother go robbed on the way to work. he's fine, but without phone. the following is his status on fb after it happened, then his friends' responses:


JMJ asks.... Sooooo what is a man to do when he's robbed at gunpoint on the way to work for an honest day's pay??!! BULLSHIT!!!

KH at 11:52am
Wat who this happen too........

JMJ at 11:53am
Me... At about 10:15 today...

DA at 11:53am
What the hell? Umm... JMJ, I hope that this didn't happen to you!

TS at 11:58am
Dude are you serious! Where were you?

TB at 11:59am
Damn thats crazy. But hey if u still wanted to try what we were talkin bout (beyonce tix everyone's trying to get)u can do it today. Let me know if it works

JMJ at 12:00pm
Down the street from my house... Don't try calling my phone... They took it. So, if u want, either just send me a message, or hit me up on Yahoo Messenger. TB I don't have the necessary amount in my acct right now. But I'll try anyway. I want to go to the bank... But, u know.

TS at 12:00pm
Did you report it to the police?

SG at 12:01pm
Darn cous, srry to hear that. Better your phone than you though!!! glad you are ok

DA at 12:02pm
Damn, this is really fucked. Exactly what all did they take besides your phone? I really hope you reported it to the police.

JMJat 12:02pm
Yeah. Luckily, there's a police station right up the street. I was literally right around the corner from there when I was robbed. And they said it has happened two other times from the same guys.

DA at 12:04pm
Well that's good at least. I hope they catch these guys. And if your card was taken, you need to call and cancel it.

JMJ at 12:04pm
My phone, my carmex(DAMN MY LIPS R DRY!!), 12 bucks, some pens and my headphones. They're not exactly good at robbing people cuz if I was in their shoes, I woulda searched the person. But I still have my wallet, camera, and house keys that were on me. I still have my card.

SG at 12:05pm
not the Carmex !!!!!! LMFAO

DA at 12:06pm
Oh okay, goody! It still sucks that they took stuff from you, period! And I already know how you're feeling with the phone... and especially the carmex. Lol! I'm just glad that you're safe most of all. It could've been worse. Hope you get another phone soon.

TS at 12:08pm
I agree

JMJ at 12:08pm
Yeah. If there was only one of em, gun or not, I probably woulda fought him... It might be stupid, but I woulda been workin on impulse.

KH at 12:16pm
Im sorry love im glad u safe...........

JMJ at 12:24pm
So am I

DAJ at 12:31pm
So you're telling me that more than one person robbed you at gunpoint and only took your phone, $12, some headphones, some damn pens...and your Carmex??? What the fuck is wrong with our people! That's it... I'm Native American. We can't even rob right anymore. This confirms the vast downward spiral of the black community.

JMJ at 12:33pm
Lol right... Cuz he made no effort to check for my camera, my wallet with my bank card, or my house keys... Though he didn't know where I live... Point is, he coulda got more for his pathetic display of justlearninhowtostealness.

DAJ at 12:34pm
You should have asked his dumb ass if he wanted your socks too.

JMJ at 12:35pm
lol he probably woulda taken em. Then my feet would be uncomfortable.

DAJ at 12:36pm
Ha! Well at least he wasn't a complete fool and you're alright. Now you can go to work and be a bitch at RT! Yay!

JMJ at 12:37pm
Nah, I was on my way to work. I called them while I was at the police station, and my gm told me it was kool if I didn't come in.

DAJ at 12:38pm
Ok good. They should pay you for that day seeing you lost money... but that's just asking for an arm and a leg. You should get a gun.

JMJ at 12:39pm
Lol why would I get a gun? Totally outta my character.

DAJ at 12:40pm
Because guns are cool... duh!

JMJ at 12:44pm
ATTENTION EVERYONE!! I STILL HAVE MY CARMEX. THANKS.

DAJ at 12:45pm
Woo moist lips! [nohomo]

JMH at 12:47pm
lol soooo homo!! jk

JoyCJ (thats me, in case you werent on the up) at 2:30pm
Yall are a trip! Did your carmex fall in that loose pocket you have? I put out the word on my status cuz I really want those guys caught. A lot of my peeps live of (the main road).

JMJ at 2:30pm
Yeah. I found my carmex Joy! The apron pockets are deeeep!!! Thatz wha's up though. Black Dodge Neon!!

IT at 3:24am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS... SO SORRY, JMJ... AND JOY U PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS SO INSENSITIVE FOR NOT ASKING IF LIL BRUH WAS OK WHEN I SAW YOU TONIGHT.. BUT I AM JUST LEARNING OF THIS SITUATION VIA STATUS BROWSING!!! *sorry for yelling* ..but like everyone said, I'm glad that you're ok.. black dodge neon, huh??!?!?!?! :-( ...i didn't do it!!

JMJ at 3:26am
Lol I know you didn't. There was no tag on the front and I know yours says "N'DIYA." Its iight. I think they'll get caught. Mean time, where can I get some p-spray?

IT at 3:37am
p-spray??

JMJ at 3:38am
PEPPER... HUN. PEPPER.

ITat 3:42am
damnit i knew it was gonna be something i would feel retarded about questioning... Boy... my ass sometimes... I tell ya the truth!!!

JMJ at 3:46am
LOL BUT I LOVE YA NONETHELESS.

JoyCJ at 3:47am
Hardware store or starship (a sex shop on the main road).

JMJ at 3:56am
OH OK. THANKS!

IT at 3:58am
lol@ pepperspray being at starship... boy i swear... people these days!!!! we've taken 4play to a whole new level... *ok I'm done*

JMJ at 4:01am
LOL WELL THEY HAVE KNIVES N SWORDS TOO.

JoyCJ at 4:05am
thats where i got mine.

*please note the time frame of the conversation. 20 hours!!! it was a very long day. and i was up the entire time.*

4 comments:

shani-o said...

So glad he's okay!!

Jameil said...

y'all are a mess!! i'm sayin y'all. your bro's friends count as yours, too. lolol. But this: "If there was only one of em, gun or not, I probably woulda fought him... It might be stupid, but I woulda been workin on impulse." no sir!! i was dead @ the carmex & the person turning native american! lolol. glad he's okay.

Rashan Jamal said...

wow... what a convo, did they ever catch them?

the joy said...

thanks guys. jameil i was cracking up when i read this. i was like this needs sharing. rashaan, so far no. sigh...