why do i do these things to myself???

what do you get when you add this....



and this?


well, you get this.



morphthing.com, youre making my uterus ache. thank you.

PS: you can see kesi's moustsche. weird. and the fact that neither pic had a visible hairline shows too. lol.

housewife

ok sho heres the deal. i prefer to post when im off work. i just worked a 7 day stretch and im finally off, so you got sumn from me yesterday and ssumn today!! yay, arent you excited? im also off friday and im sure life will happen by then.

anyways, i cooked last weekend. the stars aligned and i had a 4day weekend and my mom was out of town. so i had free reign of the kitchen and living room, which is hardly ever the case. i decided to make emeril's spinach and turkey lasagna and i substituted a little- green peppers instead of red, and i couldnt find the exact cheeses. but other than that i followed it to the t and it turned out great!!! i loved it. kesi loved it, my mom and brother and my mom's work friend who she shared with loved it. i will surely make it again.

i think im gonna try to cook once a month. kesi has high bp and high cholesterol (how???) so i had to make a healthy meal for him that tasted good. im thinking of a stew- even though i dont really like most stews, we'll see.

i did look back at the pix i took and my plate was hella messy. i was in a rush to take the picture because my camera. so to further remove myself from adei's critique, i give you these gems.




his second helping... he ate half the pan almost.

its an earthquake!!!

sorry la, i had to do it.

please click here and watch all of this hilarity, lol. unfortunately imbedding has been disabled. and she has tons more videos! and original songs! i cant.

then, this is where i actually first saw the video, and i love what they did! actually even amandah liked it and she was excited to be on tv.

"its like white trash in stereo." lmfao!!

PSA

There's something that's been on my mind for a while. Something I've actually been telling my other female friends but somehow neglected to share with my blogger friends. This is not just a message for the women, though I think we can most benefit from it. Please take heed. Its very important.

Ladies. Please. Please! I am begging: stop having sex with Lil Wayne. If ever you are faced with a horny, naked Lil Wayne, do me a favor. Take a step back and look at what you're about to do. Literally, and metaphorically. He's in no way attractive. He's got muscles, sure, but they're covered in tattoos. We all know I have no problem with tattoos but I'm pretty sure a lot of his were done while intoxicated. He tattooed his eyelids. And "misunderstood" on his eyebrow. And a crack in his forehead. Look. Do you see it? He had someone drill lightly into his forehead! His dreds look well kept but they probably smell like alcohol and sweat and other druggy bodily secretions. Remember, he does drugs. Many kinds. You're about to have sex with a drug addict. Is he intoxicated now? Ask him. If he says anything, the answer is yes. If he doesn't respond, he's asleep.

If for some reason you still, after all these things I've mentioned to you, find Dewayne Carter attractive enough to bone him, please, please, use a condom. And be on birth control. Take 2 that day. Unlike 2 condoms, 2 pills don't cancel themselves out. Apparently he's already got a lil girl, who he fathered in between successes, a son, born last year by an Asian beautician in Ohio, and horror of horrors- he got Lauren London pregnant. That one literally makes me wanna barf in my mouth. Lauren London. New-new. Unlike what Common said, love is a mystery in this case. Ugh. Anyways, think about this: You may be one of lil Wayne's baby mamas. You guys could start a support group. It would be called "I have a baby by the most unattractive black man in the history of rap." there would surely be some chicks who didn't actually have babies in the group too. They want to laugh at you.

Kesi says quite often that he looks like Sonic the Hedgehog. I like this because I tend to not want to call black men monkeys. I liken myself to Doctor Robotnik. I'm bent on destroying him. Next time I see him, ima throw a chili dog at him.

Don't let my hatred take away from the point. Weezy F Baby is not to be sexed. Its for your own good. Thank you, goodnight.

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passing the time

when im not reading your blogs, there are alot of obscure (to me) and entertaining sites i like to peruse. here's a list, for your enjoyment:

failblog
it is what it says it is. pictures and videos of people failing. my favorite as of late is the chick who has a "success is not an option" tattoo.

passive aggressive notes
ive been waiting for my own passive aggressive note to come my way so i could submit it. i strive to be not passive aggressive in my written work, simply because of this blog.

awkward family photos
i must say, i have a weird family photo. actually is me and my date for the 8th grade prom. i wrote about him, but ive yet to finish categorising my entries so i dont know where it is. anyways he had the "robot hands on waist" action, and i smiled way too hard. some of these are way worse though.

why the fuck do you have a kid?
i actually found this reading katy perry's blog. the question is valid. especially when you watch the salvia videos. why do people wanna do that stuff? this site should be forwarded to childrens svcs for real.

fark video.
if you havent seen keyboard cat... please enjoy.

you know you dead azz wrong
people are a mess and our blog friend durty mo aint afraid to say it.


texts from last night
i found the fun in binge drinking!!!

Also...

Go here:

http://ladidahdi.blogspot.com/2009/05/go-vote-for-my-mama-now.html

And do it! Now!
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Catch up

I can't believe its been a week! I'll make this short because my phone's buttons are sticking. I definitely called them for a new one now that its an effort for me to press O or space.

Anyways. Its hot. I'm adoring this fact since I hate winter clothes and Kesi has been driving me to the bus stop since they robbed the AT&T guy in the same spot my bro got robbed. With a rifle. I don't want any limbs blown off. We haven't heard of anyone else getting robbed but we also haven't heard that dudes got caught either. So no.

I went to an "indoor campfire" Friday night. Crazy right? There was food (no, thank you) plenty alcohol, and.... A country band. I almost died! I thought I'd gotten punked. I respect their musicianship, they sounded great, but that's not me at all. It was funny because the group we came to see, yelawolf, is nothing like that, at least not outwardly. They're a rap/rock/punk group that happens to be from Alabama and Tennessee but it barely reflects in their music, so I was expecting a different opener. Ah well. When yelawolf did get going (oh btw this is the same group I saw in September and the singer took my shades off my face and wore them for a while) it was literally something I've never seen before. They sat around the "campfire" and played acoustic bass, guitar, violin, harmonica and drums. Just freestyled for a while and it sounded awesome. Breezy was with me and he was amazed at it too. He went in a lil skeptical, especially after the country band, but he dug it.

Besides the band, there was the audience. We all got along. Except one guy.... He was about 6foot5, pure muscle, and smelled like clothes in storage. You know what I mean. When you take your winter clothes out of the back of your closet and have to rewash them cuz they have a... Scent. And this guy was a spaz. He was sweaty (it wasn't that hot for his whole body to be glowing) and flailing and wanted to touch everyone and move freely through the crowd. And he had ugly dreds. You know the kind. Breezy has pretty, uniform dreds. This guy's were a Miami mess. Anyways, besides this idiot, the show was hot. If you feel like youtubing, I recommend "box Chevy," and "gone" and he also is on that new slim thug single "I run."

What else? I guess that's it. I have a story to tell but I haven't finished typing it up yet. I want it to be entertaining and informative, lol. Holla!

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this pizza is perfect for christians... and jews!

first, a photo. click it please... fine print.


this is what i saw on the pizza box at work today. jesus really is everywhere, if you werent sure...

and now a video. the "one world" sentiment is kinda ruined by the men singing and the bad acting.