So I went to work today after going out drinking with breezy and another coworker, Mary Lou (that's just what I call her). I wasn't hung over, just tired. I called dibs on an early cut cuz I really needed lavender yarn for a baby blanket I am making and my walmart is closed by the time I'm home. Breezy called second cut.
Aaanyway, 6PM comes along and its still slow. Breezy says "man we should just go to the mall, I gotta get me some shades." ok. I got time. So we leave and head down to Lenox, leaving our coworkers in what may have been the beginning of a rush (don't feel bad for them, they're some slackers and it wasn't that busy), and I'm all set to spend my lil $10 off coupon from express and find some yellow pumps to go with my white and purple dress (the one I got for my grandma's party that never happened).
We head to express and they have "$20 off when you try on these jeans!" bitch! You want me to use this coupon, huh? At this point it would have been a total of $40 off because of the type of coupon. I try them on. They fit. Nicely. But they're $88 total. Now I got questions to answer. But I know I can find jeans on the sale rack that fit just as nice... I do. Lovely lil x2s. And a cute lil top too! Yay! So I head to the counter (did I mention breezy is GONE! He has no desire to see me waffle over pairs of jeans. I'm sure Kesi doesn't either, but shoot, its in his contract) and I realize... This thing I printed off the net isn't the coupon! Its a copy of my email! I was in kinkos, in a rush, I never did this before! "its ok. Lots of people do that. I got ya." thank you! "your total is 12.98." wha? The shirt and jeans were 20 each, and with the coupon I was only supposed to save 20. Even with their lil 30% off I still would have had to pay more than this because... I mean its math and its boring but it should have been more than 13, for sure. This is express! "oh yeah I think I used the wrong coupon... Oh well, its done now." I like this guy.
Meanwhile B is spending 50 on a shirt in Macy's. He doesn't know. Just being around me makes everythink cost less.
I didn't find any yellow heels though....
*Pic taken with my camera phone.
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12 comments:
YES!!! I LOVE this post!! a shirt AND JEANS from Express that cost less than $20 total???? niiiiiiiiice
you know i have to go now, right?
yellow pumps to go with my white and purple dress
You trying to look like a Laker? LOL
Glad you came off on a deal.
OK SWOON over that total!!
Adei- I know right? I'm sure ill be going back.
Rashan- only boys think lakers. Girls think ooh, coordinating colors! Breezy asked me the same question.
Jam- I'm still floating over it.
LMAO@ it's in Kesi contract.
Ok, I went to LSU and I'm not too big on the yellow pumps and purple and white dress
It is in his contract.
Hush now! I'm not gonna be walking around looking like some sort of mascot... It will be cute. Trust.
y u call her a bitch LOL
my momma got a look, it says Bitch, have we lost these skills lol
well i need to go shopping with you then...
I am in full support of yellow shoes. But a little iffy on the purple and white dress part... cal me doubting Thomas :(
I can't fit shyt in express except the dayum accessories LOL! Ok I can fit the shirts but their dayum jeans are a NO FUKIN GO! So thumbs up for that bargain you got! HATE-TING! lol!
Torrence- I didn't call anyone a bitch. I was using it as an exclamatory.
Eb- let's go!
X- thank you. And the dress is cute! You non-believers...
Durty- yeah I def have to wear a belt with the jeans. They either fit my butt or my waist. These fit my butt.
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