My boyfriend is crazy.

Kesi and I have this thing we do. Its kind of strange but we love it. Whenever there's a quiet moment: lying in bed, watching TV or driving, its kind of spontaneous. I don't think our relationship would last without it. It'd be... Boring.

"ooh she's about to catch it! What if someone just put a grenade in her shirt. Just bump into her and drop it down the back. And all you see is hair flying everywhere."

Of course he's talking about a TV show. But this literally came out of nowhere. We were watching all my children, and he goes into this animated scenario about a villainous character and how they should get revenge on her. And I chime in, "hair?"

"she's got a lot of hair." and also, this is funny. If you talked about making a soap actress explode, it can't be blood and guts. But hair is funny. "we're gonna put that in the movie."

That's the mantra. "put that in the movie." there's this movie he and his brothers are conceptualizing, which has no plot and instead is made up of silly vignets we think of. Only things we laugh about for a certain amount of time are worthy of "the movie." inside jokes we think you should be in on.

There's a video of the brothers crump dancing in a parking lot the night we locked the keys in the car. It'll be remade for "the movie."

I think our imaginations are running wild really. But since we're adults, its usually something perverted or crazy. Its always been that way for us... I remember when we were in high school making fun of the way toddlers kiss. This lady, a parent I suppose, was looking at us like we were the craziest things going. Maybe we were; I mean we were essentially drooling on each other's cheeks, a la babies. And maybe no one else thinks of this stuff. Or maybe they just don't want anyone else to think they're nuts. We're not too concerned.

Remember the thing he said about the chainsaws at the lake? That's in the movie too.

Lauren texted me last week telling me that he was screaming on her blog. He calls her silver, and if you know her last name its quite a little pun. I think that's in the movie too: people whose names make up common words or phrases.

So yeah we're a little crazy, and god bless our children and what they will go through. Btw, there's nothing wrong with having a bunch of kids and having them build your house. They gotta earn they keep! Lol. Kesi once referred to my womb as his empire. And that, we have on tape.
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