Thursday, August 02, 2007

But I can explain!

Am I allowed to explain? No? Ok, well, feel free to ask questions... Here or on email. Kaorijoy2002@yahoo.com.

Copy this entire list to your blog. BOLD everything that is true about you. Leave plain anything that is not true about you. Put an asterisk next to anything you would like to be true. I can't do special fonts on my blackberry, so I changed thangs up.

YES
1. I sleep better after sex.
2. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
3. I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
4. I have had phone sex.
5. I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
6. I have had sex while watching porn.
7. I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
8. I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
9. I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
10. I have had sex knowning someone else was watching.
11. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
12. I have had a one night stand.
13. I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
14. I have had sex under water.
15. I have given sex as a gift.
16. I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
17. I have flashed strangers.
18. I have had sex at my place of employment. (I took a small liberty with this one.)
19. I have taken a trip longer than an hour just for a booty call

NO
1. I like being choked during sex.
2. I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video
3. I have given/received a facial.
4. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
5. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
6. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
7. I want to have sex with someone on my blogroll.
8. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
9. I have had sex over a web cam.
10. I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
11. I have been tied up during sex.
12. I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
13. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
14. I have a foot fetish.
15. I have a leather fetish.
16. I have a tickle fetish.
17. I enjoy nudie magazines.
18. Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
19. I have made a video having sex.
20. I have clicked on porn links in my email.
21. Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
22. My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
23. I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
24. I have had sex in the snow.
25. I am in a polyamorous relationship.
26. I have to have music playing while having sex.
27. I have had more than one partner in a 24 hour period
28. I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
29. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.
30. I have watched a couple have sex.

MAYBE SO
1. I am a member of the Mile-High Club.
2. I stopped during this list to have sex.
3.I have taken nude pictures.
4. I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
5. I have had sex with someone who was tied up.

My NO list is hella long man. Told you I was a prude! Now you try! And again, I welcome all questions. I know Kesi might have some...lol.
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