Friday, July 04, 2008

Le random

*apparently my ex, Ken, drunk texted a mutual friend of ours bitching her out because she suggested they watch "Juno" and he didn't like it. Whatever he texted her was so rude she wouldn't repeat it. This is a grown ass man ladies and gents, getting mad over a movie review.

*my thumb swells when its hot out. Why is that? Sometimes its my pinkie, and only on the left hand. It gets tight and itchy. Weird.

*the devil's gatorade strikes again. I had put it in my locker after it offended my shorts on Friday (btw the stain came out in the wash), and I decided last night I was thirsty. After getting home late last night I picked it up when I got out of the car, and it spilled all in/on my purse! What the?!? I didn't even bother to take it in the house. I just threw it in the trash. Bitch ass gatorade. I knew I shoulda got vitamin water.

*red ink heals really nastily. It looks like an open wound. Or like "the white meat," as we call it when you really skin yourself and you see the vessels under it? Either way its bad and wrong. Interestingly enough, my flower turned brown as it started healing and now its turning red again. Its like it wilted and died and then came back.

*when I went to Psycho Sisters to get my scarf and shades (see pic) there was a lil white girl, probably about 7, singing jeezy's "put on for my city." she knew all the words and was trying to put in some notes and whatnot! Then I started smiling at her and she got all shy. It was so funny. Imagine a lil girl singing "call me jeezy Hamilton, flying down campbellton..."

*speaking of lil girls, I love that commercial where the lil girl has a dairy queen fort and her dad gets played by her, then when he comes back the dairy queen is "closed." so funny!


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4 comments:

Jameil said...

i just saw that commercial for the first time literally 3 mins ago! stop watchin my tv, joy! oh drunk texts... dead @ devil's gatorade and you cursing it out!

Rashan Jamal said...

Them some HUGE glasses, yo!

Wow @ the drunk text. That's wack.

Maybe you should switch to Powerade, I heard that one is sponsored by angels.

Inside fish sticks, outside tarter sauce... I can see a little girl saying that. Its catchy as all get out.

Southerner in Suomi said...

Tell that fool to save his drunk texts for sexual innuendo.

Adei von K said...

yeah, you and gatorade are not one. leave it alone, Joy!!

i LOOOOOOVE that commercial too!!! Pops got got!! LOLOL

little beckys and julies around the world start off liking black guys, then they get conditioned to like chads and jakes but deep down inside, they always remember their crushes on the guys they saw on BET.