*Walter Lee has this... theory, and I agree, that white women are better and more advertisant of their "oral skills" because they have flat butts. Since there's no "cushion for the pushin," they have to compensate. He goes on to explain that black chicks, and other women in general with bigger butts, don't need to do it, or acknowledge the fact that they do it, because men- especially him- don't really care. They want the booty.
*this man on the train today was describing a house he went to that was in his opinion, "fantabulous. It was so big! It had a walking closet, a walking bathroom..." first of all boo, its walk-IN! Secondly, aren't all bathrooms walk-in?
*the evil supervisor has never heard of Parliament/ Funkadelic. Who is this woman?!
*Dog the bounty hunter had the foolish mind to say, "i see now I'm not black. I'm not black at all." really?
*you have to go to stephenrader.blogspot.com and look at this statue of Jesus. Be sure to read the comments. They're the icing on the Jesus cake. And did you are the thing on CNN where the guy said the hands and bread on the painting of The Last Supper had music notes hidden in it? Ok...
*My mom said that porn is the reason that people feel its ok to molest, rape, and otherwise be a criminal. Seriously? Do you not realize that one has little to do with the other? Pornography is a multibillion dollar industry. If it was being consumed only by those who were criminal sexual deviants, they'd A) be too busy to rape, what with their house full of porn to get through; B) be broke, because the ammt of people who are accused (let alone convicted) of said crimes are so few that they wouldn't be able to afford to do much else but buy in order to support the industry; and C) be easy to spot, since they're the only ones consuming adult entertainment. If she really knew all the people around her who liked it, she might change her mind about that, but at the same time, she'd probably keep the kids from around them. I must get my tinge of prudishness from her.
*three people died in China in a stampede at a shopping center. They were trying to catch a sale on cooking oil.
*i have extended my job-search to craigslist. Do I really want a job with you selling "vacummes"? Not if you can't spell it!
*we remixed soldja boy's "crank that" at work Saturday, opera chorus style. The new dance is a series of releve's and grande jete's.
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5 comments:
ok...i must state to my lovely somewhat closed minded aunt that molestation is a chain of mental dysfunction..i cant even wrap my mind around why she would think it had something to do with porn...so im a child molester now?? i enjoy porn..i learn from it and get excited from it..is she serious?? i wouldnt know about the white chicks and "head" to each his own..lol..dog can disappear into the sea of ignorant white folk that are emerging from the where the hell ever this year...Ahhhhhh Uuuulllll!!!
*shaking my head at our mothers* sigh. it's a wonder either of us are even mildly well adjusted.
shopping stampedes, oddly enough, are common over there.
Ms lady- this is the woman who taught me to be open minded. Meanwhile she's chilling in her mental 10x10 room.
La- I know, right? They taught us well how to deal with nutty people. Just nod and smile.
Jam- cooking oil stampede? Right...
someone seemed to take the porn comment a bit seriously... she had a thesis and all!
cooking oil stampede? that's like wedding drss over here i guess. cracks me up.
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