we all should know better.

here's a few things to remember, in order to make sure your fellow woman-
me- doesnt look at you with less respect than you thought possible:

1. do not get fall over drunk.
2. do not leave a good guy in the house to go sit in the car of a glorified pimp whose had sex with you but never knocked on your door before today.
3. do not get mad when the good guy leaves.
4. do not yell at your best friend that she's ruining your birthday when she calls the good guy and he says he's not coming back.
5. do not neglect your son and his need for a diaper change for the pimp outside.
6. do not leave your own birthday party with the pimp who wasnt invited.
7. when you return to get your shoes, do not make a rushed attempt to change your pee soaked son then leave him laying on the couch, still in change-position, without so much as a kiss goodnight.
8. do not let a man make you call another man who you care for and tell him you arent allowed to see him anymore.
9. do not show me that not only are you bad at the game, your son is gonna get first-hand training on how to treat a woman badly.

the same girl did all this in the course of an hour. never been more ashamed to be a woman in my life. i wanted to slap her because no matter what, you have a child and he is so much more relevant than anything else going on, and on your 20th birthday, when you are officially not a teen anymore, you need to know that. you should have known that the day he was born.