work-isms

just a few things that cracked me up on the 3 to 12...

"no ma'am." nadia's boyfriend over the speaker phone when she asked him if he would come get her.

"what floor is that on?" many a guest when told we're located on the garden level.

"uh uh boo." me to the loud drunk guests.

"sometimes i wanna kiss her, and sometimes i wanna kick her in the back!" b telling me about his ex, who also works with us.

"i got five kids!" denny anytime people ask her about money, life, general well being...

"i dont do 9 am." me.

"i guess i'll be alright." the guest who BLED ON ME!

"ya'll should stay open til like 3 am." a narcotics anonymous guest when told we'd only be serving coffee until 11.

"sang it, damn it!" a coworker mocking my mother in law.

"you know, i work for the president." a secret service worker who hit on me and subsequently made racist comments about my friend and me.

"who else got a pole in their room?" my supervisor, who has grandkids, and can eat a banana whole.

"6.25?! you take visa?" guests buying cigarettes.

"all the rooms should have one!" a woman mad at the lack of fridges in the 1700 room hotel.

"it's a fantabulicious friday!" My 'not gay' male coworker answering the phone.

"the first man to touch me was an old white guy! i was so confused!" bri talking about her first trip to the gynocologist.

and there are many more...