Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Making the band, episode I lost count.

Oh you guys, finally a day off! Sigh. And I kick it off with a review! Yeah! I'm excited. I'm going bathing suit shopping then getting the doll house! Yes!

Day 26 comes out next week. I don't know if I want that one. DK is that hotness and there's no question.
Rob's bringing sexy back, apparently. Mmm. When the boys have the suits on, they look like the new edition comeback album. "Home again" I think? Psh. Ooh club performance. I want this "exclusive" song. I know all the words and its pretty cool. Lmao they jumped off the stage! Lmao! Get yo ass back on the stage. "bad boy! Bad boy!" boo! They should have just left after the performance. This sucks!!! Oh my. Any other time they would have jumped at the chance to talk, now its mad pauses. Oh my gosh now they're singing "end of the road!" stop it! That was bad benny (business) right there.

The season finale is on Sunday? Damn it puff! And its 2 hours long. Chances are its mostly a concert and I WILL be bloging it. Song reviews!

"how do you feel about our performance?" crickets... Lmao. They got big drinks! Oh Lauren! We are so getting big drinks! Hear me! As soon as I see you, big drinks. Aubrey's lashes are hot. Lauren can I bring my fake lashes to Miami? Lol "I like the light on your breasts." Trippin. Did yall know aundrea is Mexican? She grew up in Upland. Which you have to say really loud, lol like when people say "west side." Ooh puff is fixing D woods' hair. Praise Jesus. "the most drastic makeover is you Aubrey." clownin!

I love red heads. I love Shannon's hair. Its that hotness. If no one has ever known I think red hair is the best decision for just about anyone, and its aesthetically pleasing. Red heads are fiery! My favorite Barbie was the one with red hair and freckles. And guess what color my hair was for a long time? It still kind of is but its more subdued. Love!

Ooh they are getting loa-ded. Ooh chicken tacos! Yes. Mmm. Bartender is the most important job. Aubrey juice? Do you really want that? Mariachi! Love it! There was one at the hotel last week. I was getting my shimmy on.

Puff! You are not darker! Stop it!

Aw shit dance moves! Damaged, damaged! Yeah! Lmao. Make it 50 times better guys, since we know your mikes go out, lol. They are acting up onstage. If they're not the lead they're just standing there! Why? Get it tagetha. I'm glad they know they got work to do.

Did yall see Laurie Ann on rip the runway? Glad to see she and puff still get along... However, given the outfit she had on, she's still crazy, lol.

The new choreographer's name is Fly. Ok... Yall better dance, lol. I would love to see that choreo on stage.

Oh, makeovers. I don't want Shannon to be blond! Why?

"70s pornstar minus the sex on camera." yea Aubrey, that's exactly what you've given us all season.

They are firing Shannon's hair up! Its crumbling! It looks like wet tissue! I can't take it. That's the 2nd worst hair situation I've seen this week!

I do want a bitchass shirt. Ooh Aubrey looks like a puppy getting her hair dried. Ooh Shannon love the bangs. I would get bangs cut but how would I reconcile that with an afro? Eventually my hair has to go back to the fro. Ok I like Shannon's new color, although her face looks a tad pale. I even like D woods better. Its less asymetrical. Aubrey is lookin fly. Its very modern, yet retro. The other 2 look the same.

Aubrey does not have on a bra under her sweater! I'm so mad at that. Ooh glam black dresses! Very Diana Ross! I've been ooh-ing a lot this episode. I'm feeling the whole album situation. I need to get dressed and run to target! Need. This. Album.

Full house boys! Get it crackin! Ooh wait, don't get the mics crackin... Mad static. But the dancing is nice... Here comes puff... Fix it. Yall did look good. Sound, on the other hand? Take two! *clack* oh that's so much better. Is puff sitting with RAY J?!? Boo! Did yall see his wack self on tyra? Talking about I watch my sex tape all the time, its like an athelete watching old games. Ew. Nasty. Anyway I like that song too. I don't know why I don't want their album too tough. They can sing and I like their songs, but I don't really do r+b dudes too much.

Dk's choreo is so on point! And are those pumas? Shoot they're probably pastry's. Oh that was a good performance. Felt all that, lol. Can I be the 6th member of danity? Please? I can be the mascot!

This Sunday: Finale! Music! Excitement! Drama! Puff yelling! Announcement! Be there, or be bitch ass!

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3 comments:

Rashan Jamal said...

That club performance was horrible. One of those dudes looks like Avant. I'm probably late but I just started watching again.

I'm not a fan of DK's music, but their performance was on point especially the gyrating hips move. That was fresh!

Jameil said...

aundrea is Mexican? SO didn't know that. that's cool. lmao @ episode i lost count. that performance? so sad. i loved this ep as usual. dyin @ what he told aubrey too. her makeup is always waaaaaay too heavy. d woods? no indeed. i still am not sure i love the current cut. do you love the dk album? i can't wait for the boys' album! i think it'll be good! and where's donnie!? and lest i forget... tacos and margaritas!! yay!!!!!!

the joy said...

Rashan- a hot mess. So hard to watch. Lmao. I'm sure they even cringe. About it. And yeah I could see the girls in concert. They're great performers.

Jam- I love that album! Its straight clubbin except a few songs, but I said during the episode where they met with puff about it that I wanted to shake my booty. Its shakin!

And d woods went back to the long piece. Sigh.