the hate list

-dedicated to lauren(better to write it down than keep it in and get fat and explode) and aaron mcgruder.-

this is a compilation of random things that bug me on a daily basis. there's plenty more things, these are just the ones i thought of in the half hour trip from my house to school on the train...

*emo titles ("panic! at the disco" is the one i hate the most. also, "a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me." how bout a little less need for research when trying to listen to a song? most of the kids who listen to fall out boy are too young to know who samantha fox is. i barely know who she is.)

*old people who think things that teens do are so much worse than anything they did. Sometimes it is but they definitely overexaggerate on things.

*people who sigh in your face or put money on counters instead of in your hands. (this happens to me alot at work. alot.)

*wet money. Why is it wet!?

*people with love handles who wear low rise jeans with short tees. youth is not qualification for wearing low rise. do some crunches.

*hipster haircuts on dudes. (Do you really need to comb that much hair forward?)

*guys who talk to you when you are ACTIVELY trying to ignore them.

*the assumption that guys and girls cant be friends.

*white men who call me homegirl. Stop. No more.

*hilary duff

*people who get mad when people when people look at your breasts for like, a second. As long as you dont outwardly stare... I mean, theyre out there for a reason

*religious intolerance in the scale of hate. This excludes any episode of south park and any jokes about scientology or mormonism

*people who think they can be models cuz theyre pretty.

*thinking all male hairdressers/ dancers/ designers are gay

*people who dress like school is a club. all that makeup is uncalledfor.

*random people in the background of your pics.

*people who judge when you say you were 16 when you went on birth control. (bonus points if they have kids)

*most republicans.

*waking up before 10 am

*that "youre beautiful" song. his voice drives me up a damn wall.

*people who let their kids run all over them. or scream in public. all those kids on "Nanny 911" while we're at it. who lets it get that far?

feel free to add on or make your own. hate is natural. better to blog than kill someone. i often have to weigh the pros and cons of murdering the reciever of my hate. please remember that i mostly love...